Internet Dating

They told me you had permanent fatal errors, but would I listen? I like a good (choose one) challenge/bimbo/fixer-upper/urchin/bad boy/SS officer/white rapper/clownfish/ punctured left ventricle/serial monogamist.

I looked out over the city and saw an inky black cloud moving across it. When it got closer, I saw it was not a cloud, but a flock of sparrows the size of pterodactyls. They swooped over the zoo and picked out all the lions, then landed in a wide field to rip them apart. It was such an incredible sight—sparrows devouring lions—I couldn’t believe my luck. I sure felt bad for the lions, though

I like to date people who are entirely inappropriate for me in some way, so that I can say, when it doesn’t work out, well of course it didn’t work out, he was only twelve, or, of course it didn’t work out, she was a computer-generated squirrel.

Recent News:

Facebook hires Gowalla team, but will shut the service

iPhone cases are ten a penny, and not a day goes by when we don’t receive press releases about purportedly ‘stylish’ iPhone visitors insurancecases that are clearly targetting the sense of style of the ultra-dull businessman or Katie Price. But these faux vintage iPhone 4/4S clutch cases from Proporta and Lalita are genuinely appealing.

Apple to Samsung: ‘Don’t make thin or rectangular tablets or smartphones

Some of the alternative design options Apple has suggested for Samsung seem so farcical you’d think you were reading The Onion: Don’t make international student health insurance tablets or smartphones with overall rectangular shapes or rounded corners, make tablets with front surfaces that aren’t completely flat, try cluttering the appearance of the devices, and more.When Apple sued Samsung in April, the company claimed Samsung had “slavishly” copied the distinctive designs of the iPhone and iPad, thereby violating Apple intellectual property rights. In its rebuttal, Samsung argues that there are only so many ways you could design devices like the Galaxy S and Galaxy Tab.